Eurotrip: Day 10 (Back Home)

6:54 (PARIS) — lol im at breakfast right now and this dude walks in wearing green bball shorts and a grey tshirt that said “talk is cheap” in green text. fucking boston bitches.

11:30 (PARIS) — im in the air now on my way to JFK airport. honestly? I cant wait to get home. im super excited and im especially excited to continue on my summer todo list. This vacay was amazing and hells yes id do it again! I also cant wait until all my new friends get back home so we can keep in touch and whatnot. Well ive got a 7hr flight to NYC, cheers!

11:37 (PARIS) — just passing over the beaches of normandie. Woot bf1942!

13:10 (NYC) — phew just arrived in NYC. holy crap that pilot sucked. As he was landing the back wheels, he jerked the plane left at such a high speed and it was the same feeling as when youre driving fast and then jerk the car to one side. Lol i almost shit my pants thinking i was gonna die. There was a beautiful stewardess though :p she was prolly in her 30s though…

15:10 (NYC) — sitting here waiting to board the flight thats at 16:00. I was watching the world cup omg so many yellow cards within the first quarter of play! anyways the one thing i didnt miss was fob english accents. Id much rather hear french, dutch, or german… or british/australian/canadian english accents. Nvm about the 16:00 flight, apparently its delayed even tho the airplane is already here and has been parked for like at least 20 mins.

15:20 (NYC) — dude. i also def. did not miss seeing ppl wearing SUCwear.

15:53 (NYC) — god damn asian baby. He keeps calling to his mother saying “ah-nya” this is seriously mind-fucking me. Im trying not to go to “that” place but its really difficult not to :/

16:48 (NYC) — shit we finally are in the air. I swear the pilot had to take a massive shit or something during taxiing which is why we left 45 mins late. Its interesting bc our pilot still said we’d land on time. If they can truly fly that fast to make up 45 mins of lost time then why do they not fly fast everywhere?!

19:45 (LA) — just got out of baggage claim at LAX. shit its fucking cold here!

22:10 (LA) — on my way back home after eating half a plate of curry for dinner. at least my parents accept the fact that theyre both very stubborn. tho my mom made a remark about how im older than all the kids on the trip so i shouldve been more mature and less stubborn. Lol i cant believe my mom linked the two but w/e. I might have to double espresso shot it to get back to the apt in one piece, which means tonight should be an interesting night.